Flyers season ticket holder. #1 advocate for the awesomeness of Claude Giroux. Avid fan of Luke Schenn's pregame stretch.
Phil Kessel is my spirit animal.
there’s a middle-aged penguins fan that follows me on twitter and only has 30 tweets and 14 are him telling me that the flyers suck.
accurate summary of most penguins fans.
it honestly sickens me sometimes to be a flyers fan and it is NOT because of the team or organization, but BECAUSE OF THE FANS. i am tired of listening to people be 100% negative and act like the world is ending when the flyers are in a rough stretch. then they come around when they’re winning all “omg i knew they had this in them all along!” GTFO you’re either in this for the good AND the bad or not at all. can’t call yourself a true fan if you abandon your team when they aren’t doing so well.
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
when someone starts an argument with me on twitter
!!! well first things first, i’m uber lame. as far as recommendations on what to do: eat some pizza, watch claude giroux shootout videos, and talk to me!