I love the Philadelphia Flyers. They're pretty much my whole life. Claude Giroux and Luke Schenn are my absolute favorite players. The Bruins are pretty cool too, I guess. So expect a lot of that nonsense.
Dear High Schoolers,
You may be saying to yourself: “In college, I’m not going to be that student writing a paper at 4am while simultaneously eating cereal and watching reruns of The Office during finals week.” Well, guess what? You are.
Writing a paper, eating cereal, and watching reruns of The Office at 4am
Thornton has never been suspended before and is being basically harassed by everyone who isn’t a Bruins fan while there was barely any attention on Neal who is a repeat offender. Tell me where the logic comes in on that?
Oh, Neal got plenty of attention in Philadelphia. I can guarantee you that!
those darn shootouts
How my brain thinks after a Flyers loss like tonight’s:
Well, we really needed to win that game.
Now we’re gonna go into Chicago and get smoked by the Hawks.
Then we’re gonna go home and get destroyed by the Canadiens.
Then a few days off and we’ll lose to the Caps twice.
The season is basically over because we’re gonna dig ourselves into a giant hole.
Our defense sucks anyway, not like we were gonna go anywhere.
We’re bound to become the laughing stock of the league.
We probably won’t make the playoffs again until 2019, if that.
Moral of the story, I drive my car into the Delaware River.